What better place to ponder the relativity of time and the essence of being that Twitter.com? His Holiness started posting 17 hours ago.

And the best part? Twitter tells me he's following the KNOTORYUS Twitters, too. Which could mean:

a) The Dalai Lama likes Lil' Wayne mixtapes.

or

b) Someone in his office is a total sneakerhead.

Either way, I'm honoured.

FOLLOW THE DALAI LAMA ON TWITTER.

Oh yeah, he's on Facebook too.