You cannot never jamais be part of KNOTORYUS if you don't like award ceremonies. And not only the real thing. Nooo, we've been to a couple of those. We even wrote some of the presenter's lines for those. The most fun is watching it at home. Live...

So we can't wait for the MTV VMA's. Will Kanye West french kiss Justice?

Will Britney include two monkeys in her act so the viewers can guess which one of 'em is Kid Rock? Will 50 Cent wear a man's skirt?

All that AND Cee-Lo! September 9th y'all!