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Things you'll do & see should you want to voluntarily sign up for KNOTORYUS BOOTCAMP.

I know he's hot and all. But he'll also take you to the best vinyl stores in town.

Obama is a super hero.

Good times getting my hands on three Comme Des Garçons x H&M shirts for the three girls who've been there for whatever whenever. (Check your mailboxes sweetsomes.)

I got myself the footwear I wanted & check out the smoking jacket.

But I really freaked out when I saw that Revolting Cocks memoir. Apparently it's been out for a year, but I always thought the notorious Gentleman Luc Van Acker would be the first to write everything down. Me and LGF  had the pleasure of sharing an EatMyVideo initiated diner with him once and this is no diss to Chris Connelly, but LVA is a natural story teller. That's all I'm saying.

Luc, if you're reading this. I bought one of these Post-It Markers that Oprah's been promoting and I'm marking & sticking  fluo notes whenever your name pops up.  All I know is: this kind of fun will not last  long. With all due respect : drop that bio.

We would seriously like to thank Unlike for their unprecedented guidance. (free + customized PDF travel guide while you wait. You want to get the KNOTORYUS itinerary? You know where we live.)

It's always hard to say goodbye. But the Tiny One immediately decided  The Clash's Sandinista  was her "mom&dad went to Berlin and got me this hard to find record" and made it the soundtrack of our coming home party. Lots of hardcore hip shaking, air guitar doing, live tambourin bashing & maracas wiggling action ensued.

Elevator Love.